honestly tho this place was more fun when people were mean
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life
hey kid. turn down your rap music. i’m trying to enjoy my fucking day over here.
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
What are you doing tonight?