armenianweezy:

honestly tho this place was more fun when people were mean

teamcocket:

SHE SAID DOOMF

deerpong:

Anrdew’s nutella face

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

laurenashleybishop:

hey kid. turn down your rap music. i’m trying to enjoy my fucking day over here.

madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me

If I was a guy for a day,

waterfalltears:

thecolorplaid:

I would:

• Masturbate.
• Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
• Walk around the house naked.
• Pee behind a building.
• Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
• Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
• Stare at my penis. 
• Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

What are you doing tonight?

(Source: emikattt)

excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

(Source: neviril)

lobotomyfail:

The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

passion:

[cries a lot] parkour

spacegiants:

i wear spf 420

(Source: realcharmy)

(Source: nosdrinker)