rnemes: gudnam: gudnam: i hate mac and cheese i just lost a follower u deserved it
mntrose: The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
hotanimegirl: THE MOST IMPORTANT 15 SECONDS OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
ostracizedpoodle: if you’re desperate for attention call the cops on yourself
dekutree: im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore
australiansanta: u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
whorville: You say you love reblogging selfies but where were you when I needed you
butthurtbandboys: [crawls out of your television] i think you forgot to like my selfie
vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
adultmom: thank god tumblr added this new feature where you can email your posts to other people. it was really smart of them to add this right as email really starts taking off.
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
rapewhistled: citgo: i wish peanut butter never existed
narutoe: i love u!!!! it’s my favorite vowel!!!
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
amoying: amoying: what side dish to punks eat? moshed potatoes
fffcuk: I AM SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND IM MAD ABOUT IT
martlna: SOMEONE MAKE ME A COLLAGE PLEASE ://
condommodel: stop doing fun things without me
lanadelrevupthosefryers: I haven’t looked cute in almost 500 years
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
cool slut: starllex: one time i saw a girls bra... →
starllex: one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i just couldnt focus anymore throughout the whole day because i saw it. all i could think about was bra strap. i went to a restauraunt and they asked what i wanted and the only words that came out of my mouth were “bra strap”. what could that girl be hiding under it? what is beneath that bra strap? is it connected to something...
Anonymous asked: blog
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lntelligent: i wish self-hatred burned calories
these are cute aw
Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?